Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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