It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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