Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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