I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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