I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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