It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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