I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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