We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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