Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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