Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Randomize
