Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
He kissed a someone with a penis
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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