yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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