i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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