I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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