return my video game
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
tequila makes me forget i have legs
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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