in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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