another moral hangover. fuck.
Non-Jews are for practice
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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