Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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