Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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