Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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