Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
