Do vagina's smell?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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