Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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