I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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