The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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