i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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