We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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