like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You ate ashes out of my bong
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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