no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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