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I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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