Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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