Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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