i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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