I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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