Nicole vs. Life
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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