we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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