dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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