Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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