Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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