i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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