please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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