I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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