I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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