I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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