I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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