But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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