It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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