she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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