I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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