last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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